Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Gus's mom

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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