- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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