me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

How come anti jokes r funny

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

charlie sheen

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

A French man gets into a fight

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

kesha is a virgin.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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