what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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this is stupid .... yep

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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