- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so... how about that airplane food

whats 2+2? math.

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Once upon a time

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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