Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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