Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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womens rights.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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