Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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