- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Anti-jokes are funny.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

A women in the kitchen.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Barack Obama

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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