- Anti Joke

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.