- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

get in the car.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

homosexual

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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