How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Who is John Galt?

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Chuck Norris is dead......

Republicans

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Kefka > Sephiroth

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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