- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

fish fishy caoimhin

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

I forgot what i was gonna say

Your mother is so fat.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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