why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

Life

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Poop

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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