- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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