Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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epic win?

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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A seal walks into a club.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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