- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What do you call white trash Garbage

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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