There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Im gay What about you

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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