- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

NEVER

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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