Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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If youre African, why are you white?

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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