- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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