- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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