what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

whats the capital of congo famine

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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