- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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