- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

What is your bill about? Clinton

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Women's rights...

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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