- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

A young baby died.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Men

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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