- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

pobody's nerfect

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

Obamacare

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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