- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

when debbie meets downer

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Suck pussy

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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