- Anti Joke

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Where's the dick??? east

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

I have an erection My mom!

hard cheese

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Logan's gay