- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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