- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

whats funnier than 24? 25

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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