- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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