- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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