Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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a seal walks into a club.

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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