If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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