wanna here a good joke? me too.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

just in time?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

dick dick dick... frogs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Will nearis is here! Get it

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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