- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Kys

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Caramel Boing.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

brittney griner

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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