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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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