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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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