- Anti Joke

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

say it ten times fast: oh

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners