- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Once, I went to Peru.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

religion

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Chuck norris

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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