why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Jack Stevens

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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