This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

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A black man is setting up contingency measures of protection in his personal place of residence when all of a sudden, several warning alarms sound and a few specialized people with red "combating" devices who were alerted by the blatant scenerio unfolding before them were moving quickly in order to match previously stipulated criteria of value. The black man and his family were partaking in a monthly fire drill unfolding in their own house since they were extremely responsible, law-abiding citizens of the city they were located in that required various kinds ofl saftey precautions to be taken so to mitigate the serious chance that people might be hurt by preventable, residential distasters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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