- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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