why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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