Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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retard

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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