- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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