Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

more like nig!

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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