- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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