A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

A paralysed man falls over.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Refridgerator.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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