- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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