- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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