Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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