I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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WNBA

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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Women's Rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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Matt is a Duster!

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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