- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

men

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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