Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

nice tits.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Women's professional sports

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Religionh

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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