How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

save me from the nothing ive become

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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