What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

roses are red violets are blue

9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

so...um, yeah

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Prostitution is bad.......

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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