- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What is a jew in space? Dead

Ask me if im a tree? No

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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