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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Do you know the muffin man? No

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

No, Trinidad.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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