How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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nickel back

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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