women's rights, lol

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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