What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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