What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Black people are the scum of the earth

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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