- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

i like men but im not gay

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??