- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

What is better than life? Nothing.

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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