What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Anti Joke

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