- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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