- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Cancer.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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