Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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Ben Corbishley

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What's white and gluey Glue

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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