What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Sam Hengal.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

im gey

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Women's rights.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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