How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Feminism.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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