- Anti Joke

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Logan's gay

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Where's the dick??? east

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

ur mum

hard cheese

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

I have an erection My mom!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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