What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Why can't jokes spit?

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

pobody's nerfect

Obamacare

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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