If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

NEVER

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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