- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

What is more worse than death? Death

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

A dancer walks into a barre

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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