An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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